Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Rite of Passage


Today I have made a right of passage. I passed my road test and got my licence. For most 18 is a little late to get ones license, but Im not eager to drive, in-fact I really don't enjoy it to much. But when you live in America where mass transit is almost non-existant, it is impossible to make a living without a car.

This was my second try at the road test. I felt much more confident this time around. I ended up getting a nice young lady instead of a cold hearted scrooge like last time. The first time I made a right on red without stopping and nearly hit a car. This time I didn't make any major mistakes, just not going fast enough on a turn. I ended up with 10 points out of 30. 30 points and you fail. It was for "poor judgement at intersections" but my teacher said that everyone gets that and is very hard to avoid getting. Some penalties are a little ridiculous. You also get an Instafail if you:

  • Don't make a complete stop at a stop sign
  • Take your hands off the wheel even when stopped
  • Hit the curb while parallel parking
  • Break to hard
  • Let another car go if you have right-of-way

 Now I have to decide where to go to dinner to celebrate. Maybe a drive-in ; )

Friday, March 25, 2011

Greatest Inventions of the 20th Century

A little list I felt like doing.


#9 - The Television


Who could perceive the countless hours man would waste staring into this glass box? Before the TV, newspapers and radio where dominant forms of media, but listening or reading did not have the same impact as seeing a moving picture on a screen. Although CRT monitors have been around since the turn of the century, TV as we know it today arose in the 1930's, where there were many 'experimental' broadcasts done on an irregular basis, usually short newscasts and recordings of live performances. Almost no one but universities and radio enthusiasts had TV's until the 1950's, were television stations arose and broadcasts began on a large scale. Now you could watch a show without going to a theatre, you could see the news as it was happening rather than just a still image. On the downside, you could say that TV has taken over our lives. There were many productive things we used to do, but now we just watch Jersey Shore instead.



#8 - Refrigeration


One of the major causes of starvation in the pre-industrialised world was the fact that food spoiled. Sure you can grow enough crops or raise enough cattle in one season to feed you for a year, but its not going to last you a whole year. Refrigeration changed that. Now you could slaughter a cow and have enough meat to last you months, rather than just letting the leftovers rot. Prior to the fridge, the only form of refrigeration was ice, which was expensive, needed to be shipped from the mountains or up north, and most inconveniently, melted. Refrigeration also allowed perishable foods to be shipped over long distances. This allowed us to distribute it to people more evenly and as a result the number of people dying of starvation dropped dramatically.  


#7 - The Automobile


In the before times, it was rare for anyone to venture far from home. The main reason is because it would take you forever to get to many places. Even by horseback it wasn't fast and horses need feed and rest. With the car, you now had the freedom to travel hundreds of miles in record time. This new mode of transport allowed man to expand his horizons and develop new lands. It is debatable as to who "invented" the car, but it was Henry Ford in 1908 who introduced the Model-T and the car and its benefits of transport became affordable to many.


#6 - Cellular Phone


No longer were we tethered by a cord. We could now contact anyone anywhere from anywhere, even in the middle of nowhere (unless you use AT&T). This is only one of the many things a cell phone can do. The technology for cell phones was around since the 1940's, but the consumer mobile phone was launched in the early 1980's in Japan. Phones were the size of bricks, but you could call home while walking down the street, and that was good enough for the public. 30 years later, it has become unusual  not to have one. Also came the advent of texting and then, the iPhone Smartphone, where you could browse the web and navigate via GPS all in a device that fits in the palm of your hand.


#5 - The Aeroplane


People underestimate the miracle that flight really is. People tend to dread having to fly, with the waiting, the security, the crowds, the hassle. But think about it, 100 years ago it would take months to get from New York to California, and you would have to risk frostbite, illness and starvation. Today, you can go from New York to Los Angeles in less than 5 hours. These giant aluminum machines weighing several tons somehow magically and gracefully lift off and approach the speed of sound, while you rest comfortably inside. Traveling from Europe to India? It should take a few months to a year by boat, but now it only takes you half a day.

I love to fly, even with the hassles. It gives me a sense of adventure. But sadly I don't get to do it as often as I like due to its cost. But maybe I can get a job in the industry and get all the flight time I want.


#4 - Space Flight



For thousands of years, the phrase "skys the limit" was like a law of nature. Even after the invention of the airplane, the sky was the limit of human exploration. But on April 12, 1961 that law was broken when Yuri Gagarin entered orbit. Humanity had become capable of exploring a world beyond what our senses could perceive.


#3 - Nuclear Energy


On July 16, 1945 the world changed forever. War as we knew it, had changed forever. Fighting with sticks and stones, swords, arrows, rifles and machine guns is one thing, but man now had the power to wipe out millions in a firestorm of radioactive vapor in a fraction of a second with the energy of a thousand suns. We had opened a pandora's box of energy and destructive power. However this discovery was not all bad. The ability to produce massive amounts of energy from splitting an atom had enormous potential for energy production. By harnessing the power of the atom, we could power an entire city off a few pounds of Uranium instead of thousands of tons of coal. Plus, this could be done without contributing to global warming.


#2 - The Transistor


Without this simple device, you wouldn't be reading this right now. Many things we take for granted were made possible by this tiny piece of circuitry. A transistor is nothing more than a switch, by combining thousands of these together, you get a rough processor. Processors that power our computers, cell phones, TV's and our entire modern economy. Prior to transistors, computers (if you can even call them that back then) used vacuum tubes which were limited in how small they could become. It was for this reason that early computers took up entire rooms. But with the transistor, you could fit thousands on a chip the size of your finger nail. And even as we speak, transistors are getting smaller, allowing us to pack more power into smaller devices.


#1 - The Internet



Imagine, having unlimited access to every piece of information anyone would ever want to know. This is the internet. More than just a network of linked computers, a living, breathing entity of human knowledge. It has changed the way we communicate forever. In-fact it has gotten to the point where it has become part of the human race. No one person or small group of people can control it, it is controlled and maintained by mankind has a whole. Although many governments have tried control it (China, Iran, etc) the people have always found ways to use it for the good of everyone.

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

How to make an extra $50 a week in China

In China? Want some extra cash? Single? Just unzip those trousers!

Financial incentive for donating sperm in Guangdong has been growing. Those who are qualified can receive 300(US$45) per donation and donate up to 10 times. Giving you an extra US$457 over 10 weeks.

The only place in China were porn is legal

My basement


I don't really understand why there would be a sperm shortage in China. The one child policy limits couples to one offspring plus there are more men than women in China.

Monday, March 21, 2011

Monday Comedy: Feel the Freshness!



Can anyone identify the language they were speaking? or is it just gibberish?

Thursday, March 17, 2011

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Fuck you MGM



Ever since last year I was pumped for the remake of Red Dawn when I heard that China was playing the enemy. But then, as I was about to log off facebook and go to bed, the news came up. Due to pressure from China, as well as the hype for the video game Homefront, the asshats at MGM decided to to edit the movie to make it a North Korean invasion instead. I am at a loss for words...

EDIT: Video related:

Sunday, March 13, 2011

Monday Comedy/Rage (depending on how you look at it)

EDIT: Video was removed, replaced it with a mirror, should work now.


Oh god, racist or not I would plow that thing like a highway!

Friday, March 11, 2011

How to circumvent Fortinet

Fortinet is a firewall program used by many schools and businesses to censor restrict access to inappropiate or time wasting websites. It is very difficult to bypass by conventional means (proxies, etc). However there is a simple trick to get around it, and the best part is, this hole cannot be patched without serverely restricting computer use.

The answer is Google Translate. Google Translate can translate entire webpages by typing the URL. Since the site is going through Google Translate, Fortinet thinks you are doing a Google search and therefore lets you through. In essence, Google is acting as a proxy. In order to prevent this, Fortinet would have to be set to block Google, but doing so will cripple the computer. Think about how many services Google provides, they would all have to be blocked.

HOW TO:

Take your blocked websites URL and place it in the translation box. Then set the languages to "Detect Language" to any ther language than English. Click the URL on the side and it will display the blocked webpage in your translated language. Don't fret however, in the upper right hand corner of the page on the translate bar it will give you the option to display the "original" webpage in English. Click it and enjoy.

Note this method has many limitations. Pictures and other elements may not show and you cannot use this method on sites like facebook that require you to log in.

Thursday, March 10, 2011

Virginity in China



Virginity in women is highly valued in China (as well as various other cultures around the world). This has led many women to have to risk being looked down upon or even loosing a marriage partner if they want to have sex freely when they want. Until now. Japanese companies are actually trying to sell artificial hymens. The hymen is a thin membrane inside the vagina that is broken by penetration and has always been the most noticeable indicator of a woman's virginity (even though it may be broken by other means such as strenuous exercise). These fake hymens are made of Carboxymethyl cellulose and are designed to stick into place with surgical glue. Although the makers claim no side effects, gynecologists say they could lead to infections. Still, millions of women pay almost US$10 for these over-the-counter patches. Even so, the makers recommend faking being in some pain in order to be more convincing.

Those who want to take it a step further can have hymen restoration surgery, in which the natural hymen is reconstructed. I have no idea how they do this but some believe its worth the $1000 price tag.

Monday, March 7, 2011

Oh TCG, you're so typical...

at least thats what National Geographic says according to world statistics. A study by National Geographic says that the typical human is a right handed, 28 year old Han Chinese male who lives in or near the city, is literate and works in the services industry.

Did I just blow your mind?



Even so, that composite image does not represent humanity as a whole. It was made from over 7000 Chinese men. The reason it was only Chinese men is because there are more Chinese men than the men of any other single ethnic group. While no ethnic group makes up the majority of all humans, Chinese outnumber any other individual ethnic group. If you wanted to see what the average human would look like all ethnic groups considered, it would probably look like the cover of TIME magazine Fall 1993:


Ok, America ≠ The World, but I don't think you can find a better example as the US is definitely the worlds most diverse nation.

Thursday, March 3, 2011

America gets Told. Hard.

Evan Osnos (欧逸文 Ōu yìwén) is the China correspondent for the New Yorker (dream job <3). On Wednesday he had an interview with Stephen Colbert where he reiterated the fact that China is beating us in everything except innovation and human rights. 


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iCon 2.0

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Despite the gated community aspect of Apple's App store, it seems some developers have found holes that can be used to drain your iTunes account unknowingly. Leave it to the Chinese. By authourizing in app purchases, crook developers are able to steal money from iTunes accounts. And just in time for the iPad 2.

The wizard responsible is a deveolper named Hongbin Suo, who created a Texas hold'em app. In app purchases are used to buy chips, by allowing in app purchases you give your iTunes account information to the developer. Its like hitting the "like" button on a facebook page, by doing so you agree to share your profile information with the organization who created the fb page (Im not kidding).

Don't rely on Apple to fix the problem. The apps have not been removed and you'll be lucky to get a refund.

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Playing the Game: Chinese Edition


This is interesting, there seems to be a growing industry in China in helping men pick up women. Its not really a mystery as to how this came about. China is a society who's generation-Y grew up in a much more liberal society than their parents. Marriage was often arranged and happened early. Dating was not a typical part of the process. Todays generation of Chinese men didn't learn how to socialize with women from their fathers or the media, and so were left sometimes clueless on how to meet women.

So to supplement for a lack of a role model, Chinese can now attend classes on how to socialize with the opposite sex for a nominal fee of a few hundred US dollars. Keep in mind there are more men than women in China, so pickings are limited.




I see a business opportunity for you TCG. 

How Apple Rapes your wallet on Hardware


Apple recently updated their MacBook Pro line of laptops. They are a significant improvement over the previous generation, particularly in terms of processors. Last generation, you had to buy the 15" or 17" if you wanted an Intel iX processor, which has been the standard on much cheaper PC's for a while now. The 13" model came with a severely outdated Core 2 Duo, which isn't a bad CPU for basic stuff, but still outdated. Now all three models come with an i5 or i7 second generation "Sandy Bridge" series of processors, which is actually ahead of many PC's and I applaud Apple for that.


But still Mac's are very overpriced. Apple gives people the impression that Macintosh's are the best computers around. They do this with a shiny aluminum casing and unique advertisements. They do this to justify their $1000+ price tag. But in reality, on the inside, Mac's use the exact same hardware as cheaper PC's. They're even made by the same company, Foxxcon. In the end you pay whats known as the Apple Tax. You pay for the computer itself, but then you include the Apple Tax which includes:
  • OS X (This isn't really a cost, as with PC's you would pay for a Windows license instead)
  • The Aluminum Casing 
  • The Apple Logo or the "prestige" of owning a Mac
  • ThunderBolt/Light-Peak (which is coming to PC's anyway)
Even so, MacBook Pro's do have some unique features that you could deduct from the Apple tax, including:

  • The all-in-one Trackpad
  • Magsafe Power Port
  • Superior Battery life
  • Their portability-to-power ratio
(OS X can be Hackintoshed)



















Lets compare a 13" MBP at base configuration to a PC with similar specs. Green and Red show which is better in each catagory:

MacBook Pro 13"-$1200

Intel Core i5 (2.3 GHz)
4 GB RAM
320 GB HDD
Intel Intigrated Graphics
7 hour battery life
13" 1280x800 Screen
DVD Burner

Acer TravelMate Timeline-$880

Intel Core i5 (2.4 GHz)
4 GB RAM
320 GB HDD
Intel Intigrated Graphics
8 hour battery life
13" 1366x768 Screen (What kind of resolution is that!?)
DVD Burner


However, the Apple Tax becomes smaller as you go higher end. Lets compare the 15" at base configuration.

MacBook Pro 15"-$1800

Intel Core i7 Quad (2.0 GHz)
4 GB RAM
500 GB HDD
ATI Radeon HD 6490 w/ 256 MB dedicated VRAM + Intel Integrated Graphics
7 hour battary life
15" 1440x900 screen
DVD burner

Lenovo ThinkPad W Series-$1600 (fun fact: lenovo is a Chinese company)

Intel Core i7 Quad (1.6 GHz)
4 GB RAM
320 GB HDD
Nvidia Quadro FX 880M w/ 1 GB dedicated VRAM
5 hour battery life
15" 1920x1080 screen
DVD burner


In fact, Mac actually becomes a better value when you move to the super high-end. Here's the 17"

MacBook Pro 17"-$2500

Intel Core i7 Quad (2.2 GHz)
4 GB RAM
750 GB HDD
ATI Radeon HD 6750M w/ 1 GB dedicated VRAM + Intel integrated graphics
7 hour battery life
17" 1920x1200 Screen


HP Elite Book-$2800

Intel Core i7 Quad (1.73 GHz)
4 GB RAM
500 GB HDD
Nvidia Quadro FX 3800M w/ 1 GB dedicated VRAM + Intel integrated graphics
3 1/2 battery life
17" 1920x1200 Screen


So if you're a power user who needs a high-end laptop, a Mac can be a great value. But if you just need a notebook for everyday computing, you're giving Apple free money.

Personally, I own and use a MacBook Pro. And you know what? I love it. I love it more than any computer I have ever owned. Was it worth the $1200 price tag? Yes, but barely. I love both the hardware and software. I have never gotten things done more efficiently on any PC than I have on Macintosh. Its 2 years old and still functions like the day I got it. Not a single hardware or software failure (although I know how to care for a computer, dumber people may not share the same experience). My next computer will probably be another MBP as well (unless Apple does something stupid to OS X, in which case I will join the Linux master race).

Apple is a highs and lows company for me. They do things I like, and they do things I think are stupid/evil *cough*iPad*cough*. But please, never buy a Macintosh just so you can say you have a Macintosh. Its not going to make you more popular and gloating about having one makes you look like an asshole. Theres probably an Apple store in a city near you. Do your research, try them out. Also, give Linux a try. Seriously. (Feel free to skip over Windows though)
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Posted from my MacBook Pro